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okay so
I was chatting it up with orca1026 like a normally do when I look at my orchids and realize THEY ARE DYING. Normally my dad waters them but I guess NOT TODAY. So I run into the kitchen to get a cup of water and its then that I realize....
I just stepped smack dab on a slug.
A SLUG.
IN MY KITCHEN.
Actually I should be perfectly accurate and point out that it should be plural.
SLUGS.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE SLUGS DOING IN MY GODDAMN KITCHEN.
NOW I AM SLUG SLIME ALL OVER MY FOOT AND JEANS.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY WITHOUT A HEAD, ASSHOLE.
Actually its pretty funny. I'm still totally grossed out though sob.
Nasty.

Anyway, how was your day.
  • Mood: Repulsed
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: NOTHAN
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:iconxravaging:
Lol, there are slugs in my kitchen all the time.. I see the trails when I go down in the morning.
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:icondrasisicgon:
Drasisicgon Nov 11, 2010  Student General Artist
YEAH ME TOO its like why are they here
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:iconxravaging:
It's such a ~mystery~ xD

.. I even see trails in the living room, it's like "wth?"
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:iconbd-666:
How was my day? Obviously nowhere near as interesting as yours was.
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:icondrasisicgon:
Drasisicgon Nov 7, 2010  Student General Artist
;_;
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:iconreinine:
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS LYDIA THIS IS DEPRESSINGLY GROSS.
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:icondrasisicgon:
Drasisicgon Nov 7, 2010  Student General Artist
SOB
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:iconorca1026:

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:icondrasisicgon:
Drasisicgon Nov 7, 2010  Student General Artist
AWAY WITH YOU
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konoesuzumiya Nov 5, 2010   Digital Artist
I was just eating lunch when I read your journal LOL....

.... I have such perfect timing :heart:
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