I was chatting it up with ~orca1026
like a normally do when I look at my orchids and realize THEY ARE DYING. Normally my dad waters them but I guess NOT TODAY. So I run into the kitchen to get a cup of water and its then that I realize....
I just stepped smack dab on a slug.
IN MY KITCHEN.
Actually I should be perfectly accurate and point out that it should be plural.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE SLUGS DOING IN MY GODDAMN KITCHEN.
NOW I AM SLUG SLIME ALL OVER MY FOOT AND JEANS.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY WITHOUT A HEAD, ASSHOLE.
Actually its pretty funny. I'm still totally grossed out though sob.
Anyway, how was your day.